What to give President Trump for his birthday ?

 June 14 or Juneteenth a public holiday ? No .. not celebrating black history month or some such but it’s Donald J Trumps birthday - so what could the world possibly give the man who has everything ? Well .. I’ve got a few suggestions . Maybe you could figure out what he really wants ! 

1. THE NOBLE PEACE PRIZE :  Obama got the prize for not even trying - but actually dropped more drones and killed more civilians in Afghanistan than any other president  plus incarcerated more children than any other . 

Trump wants to be known as the PEACEMAKER - and despite having a first term that produced the ABRAHAM ACCORDS which normalised relations with 5 Arab nations and Israel - didn’t get it . Now if he gets a peace settlement in Ukraine and stops the war in Gaza - that would be some achievement and a cherry on top of all the bad press he has got . Plus if the Norwegian prime minister means what he says about inviting trump as his favourite Allie - why not ? The Nobel prize whilst regarded as prestigious is and has become very politicised and has lost much credibility . Julian Assange he never got it and he should have … and many others . By alienating trump we seem to forget that he was also the First Nation to engage or visit the North Korean country by crossing the line . He was snubbed by the auspicious Nobel committee anyway . And what about the Rainbow family ? They have done more for world peace on a grassroots level and totally unfunded - why have they got no mention? 

Certainly it would give them more credibility as an unbiased peace body . 

2. GREENLAND : Greenlandic people are supposedly autonomous yet they each get 10000 dollars from Denmark every year in subsidies and grants and outright donations . But as the largest island in Earth they don’t need these handouts . They could be far richer with americas help . And more secure . 

But imagine if they were to say hey we have had enough of being a danish colony after 800 years - maybe now we could get independence ? Or maybe it would be a bolder gesture to simply give trump the best birthday president ever and say : HAPPY BIRTHDAY DONALD - WE WANT TO BE THE 51st STATE! 

Washington is closer to Nuk than Copenhagen anyway ?! For some reason there is salivating over this territory . Particularly from the Donald . And our words have power - and the USA has guaranteed the safety of Greenland by having a base in Thule since 1946 . It would also bring America closer in spirit to Europe by geography and improve relations between Europe and America . All in all a good thing . Even if Greenland decides to ge independent of Denmark . They are still better off without Denmark . 

America had the Sakura to exploit the mineral wealth of Greenland and give ALL Greenland a bumper bonus . Every Greenlander we would be very very rich . What ? There’s lot even a million Greenlanders - and there’s trillions of dollars of potential on this massive frozen  landmass . With climate change and the melting ice caps the northwest and artic passages will soon be open in 20 years and probably a good place to stay as Spain heats up past 50 degrees checkups . 

Of course I don’t mention the deterrent factor of Greenland under America . It’s the most direct air route from Moscow to America . Strategically it is incredibly important for global security … and world peace . So even though it sounds crazy - yes Greenland would ge much better off financially - politically and strategically WITH Donald trump and yes it would ge an even GREATER birthday present than the noble peace prize which you can stick up your ass . Wait .. there’s more ! 

3. MOUNT RUSHMORE : As any patriot that has believed in the American sprit and it’s greatness Donald TRUMP would love to be the Fifth president on Mount Rushmore alongside the great presidents . Think of it - etched in history by being etched in rock ! Wow ! An amazing birthday present anyone san wish for ! And a great tribute to a great president squashing ALL the naysayers finally . I don’t have much more to say about this one but yes it gets my vote too . But what do you think is the ultimate present for the president - place you’d bets - let’s go to vegas ! 

4. A PUBLIC HOLIDAY - so with congress and the senate firmly in the hands of the republican party - what getter present than to make  it DONALD TRUMP DAY !? Juneteenth day and trump day all in one - they did it in South Africa with Nelson Mandela why not in America ? That would put him alongside if George Washington . Maybe ?? Get a first day cover stamp as a cherry on top ! 

5. A THIRD TERM - 2028 - The only president in history to get 3 and even 4 terms was Theodore Roosevelt’s . How ? Through the Second World War ! But imagine if that were true by default if the constitution could be amended to allow for a two term president to become a 3 time president by a loophole ? It’s happened already . And that is on the wish list too ! Which one do you think he will choose ? 

Happy birthday trump good luck on keeping the world a safe place . Africa needs you ! In fact so does the world ! 

Robin Denton