DEAR MISS PRITI FROM UNCLE JOE

( written without prejudice) - 

AN OPEN LETTER TO PRITI PATEL HOME SECRETARY 

OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT 

 THE WHITEHOUSE 

 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE WASHINGTON DC 

 UNITED STATE OF Q-MERICA 

 July 4th , 2022 

 RE: MAKING THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE

 To: Ms Patel General Secretary of the Ministry of Making Britain Great Again!!

Dear Priti 

 Salutations from the President of the United States of America.

 Since taking office in early 2020 from my basement in Delaware I have made it my mission to undo all the work of the previous Clown- in Power ( C.I.P.) or COP - (Clown of Power )

My presidency has successfully forgotten about the hysteria of the plandemic by getting everyone to demonise Russia. 

We control the media unlike your country and free speech is a thing of the past. 

 Gas prices have more than doubled under my watch and weve sold more weapons than any other previous ass-ministration. LOL... "COME ON MAN !" - how else could we totally get out of recession than get into a war ? 

 WAR is what America does best ! plus we all made a tidy profit on the stock market from those weapons companies that kissed our asses and lobbied us for years with their limitless expense accounts. 

 PRITI, First I wanna congratulate you guys on getting out of Europe and taking a hard line on refugees and people smugglers. Our view is to let them ALL in because we need the cheap labour in our farms and factories.And we just dont have enough babies being born here since Roe vs Wade.

 Now thats changed were gonna need to help those misguided women make abortions - maybe we can send them on a Package holiday to Cuba ? mmm ...

 If you wanna make Britain great .. you got to go to WAR and sell more weapons.. that will put you back into BLACK -( no pun intended of course haha - )

-I'm not racist now- no..no..no...not really - come on man .. I took the knee for freedom  !  ) - I am the most PRO america president ever.

( even if I cant remember what it said in the constituition)...I'm not called sleepy joe for nothing you know -ha!

And we love SPECIAL - very special relationships...

 ( especially the ones that involve underagers ) 

 How else could we simply just leave 80 billion dollars of equipment behind in Afghanistan ? we want more WAR... because well SELL more weapons if there are more weapons lying around.its a no brainer.  

NO GUNS - NO WAR!! MORE GUNS - MORE WAR !

Its logical. You guys across the pond need to learn from us. Sending your immigrants to Rwanda- (what a wonderful idea). I really wish we could send them to GITMO. 

But we just let em all in to bring fetanol and other hard drugs.. coz we need them to pick oranges ...

BTW Priti...or "pretty" - and how are pretty! I really admire your strong hands and long hair . 

 ...Were thinking to repurpose Guantanimo for just the same thing.

 But we need to burn down a few more police stations and loot a few more cities here first. its what we do best.. false flags. 

 Maybe even El Salvador now they are bankrupt again.Maybe theyll accept cash for favors. 

 Ms Patel dont worry... America has got your back. ( when its convenient ) - if things dont work out for you over there come on over. Youre ALL-WAYS welcome...really..we dont leave our men behind to fall into the hands of he enemy and get their heads chopped off.. Afghansitan was an exception .. i promise.. just like what difference does it make Libya. -

 We love fascists dictators who piss people off. Without conflict and war how happy would this world become ?- too happy for me and my bloodthirsty friends. 

 And Rwanda what a perfect choice for establishing peace and security in Europe. Have we learned anything from our degenerate past ? 

.. No. I mean yes.. no.. i mean maybe.. i mean I dont know anymore.. the telepromter isnt working,  and its time for my milk and cookies and siesta amigo. hell if i can be president any mass murdererer can. 

Chamging the subject 

I would love to smell your lovely long hair sometime - or better still your daughters.Its just what I do as the most powerful man in the world. I like smelling womens hair. I really get a buzz off it. It stimulates me. i get off on it ! 

Dont believe everything you hear or see- (even if its correct). To end : we can arrange nice cushdy jobs and a few Holiday Inns for you and your x refugee made good  Uganda Asian family- and loads of kickbacks in Havana, Cuba, or ANY off shore safe haven of your choice...

we REALLY  are family. ! 

   Dont worry about my sons porno and crack habits, or whats happening in Ukraine. As long as we sell more oil and guns there will be MUCH  more suitcases of cash delivered to the right guys. ( Including the BIG guy ) Ha ha...! Its all good. 

We WILL make the world a better- SAFER  place together. O- and tell your boss BOZO..." joe says Hi -"

 now with the orange guy gone - me and my clone will make Britain GREAT again. TOGETHER . 

Remember World War Two?-WE screwed you real good when you were ROYALLY whoring your ass to us to keep Hitler out of London. 

WE SOLD YOU GUNS ON CREDIT. 

 We can do a lend lease anytime...

JUST ASK US PRITI. 

- or print more cash from an already empty Federal Reserve.

 We did it SO many times WHEN WE WERE IN ABSOLUTE SHITE broke LIKE NOW. And it worked.. and if not.. we started a war or a coup. 

Hell its just numbers- like the 60 million fetuses we got rid of in the last 50 years. Yes. Damn those supreme court justices. 

( We need to keep up with our EPSTEIN FOUNDATION FOR DEPOPULATION & TRANSHUMANISM AGENDA (EFFDAT...) or fxxk that ! lol  )

 We own everything big tek - big pharma - big daddy ... so they'll do what we say and when we say it ... next time you come to Washington...theres a red carpet waiting just for you. ( and a suitcase of cash- or a key to the Holiday Inns of your choice ). 

-In this America its all possible if you know who to bribe. Thats how great the american dream is nowadays. 

 Much love from my mom and "KAM" - get over soon before I forget who you are. 

KUM-A- LA sure as hell wont. She cant wait ro get my job. 

 Your Prossie in charge 

 Uncle Tom Brandon.

Peace and Love - MILK 'N AND COOKIES. God bless 'merika. 

 PS.  I have a life size cardboard replica of you in the golden bathroom....it helps me do number two when its all clogged up with the bullshit I' m selling the American people!